Trusted by 50+ 7-9 Figure Ecom Brands

We'll deliver 3-15 net-new
static ads to your Slack
every single morning,
optimized for Meta Andromeda.

We handle competitor and market research, concept generation, design, and daily delivery, optimized for Andromeda. All you do is deploy them to Meta.

Trusted by 50+ brands and owners

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Past work

Static ads we've shipped for DTC brands

Porefavor AG1 Editorial Trustpilot
Good Morning Us vs Them
Legendary Gear Hard vs Easy Billboard
STRONGER Trustpilot Review
Dr. Squatch Benefit List + Product
Porefavor iMessage Thread
Good Morning Radial Benefits
Legendary Gear Trustpilot Ironic
Dr. Squatch Us vs Them Comparison
Porefavor Clear Skin Starts Within · Buy One
Good Morning Alani Style
Legendary Gear Testimonial Review
Good Morning Billboard

Why static ads

Why static ads still win on Meta

High-production video is great, but statics are how serious DTC brands test volume, beat fatigue, and find winners fast.

Cheaper to test

Run 10 distinct concepts for a fraction of one video shoot. More Entity IDs in the auction.

Faster refresh cycles

Net-new statics every morning means fatigue never stalls your account for weeks.

Built for Andromeda

Layout, angle, hook, and visual style differ across every ad. Not headline swaps on one template.

Slack-native delivery

No portals or ticket queues. Net-new statics hit your Slack every morning. Download, upload to Meta, request revisions same day.

What clients are saying

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Scott Thomas Founder · DTC coaching brand
Faares Q Founder · supplements brand
The Dream Green Show Founder · health brand
★★★★★ 40+ five-star reviews

What people actually say after working with us

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Process

How it works

01

Competitor & market research

We dive into your brand, competitors, and category. Every batch starts with angles that are actually worth testing.

02

Design production

Net-new statics built for your offers and compliance rules. Each layout is structurally different for Andromeda.

03

Daily Slack delivery

3 or 5 net-new statics land in Slack every morning, ready to deploy to Meta in 4:5 and 9:16.

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Review, revise, repeat

Approve, request same-day revisions, or flag new angles. We keep the pipeline full so winners never run dry.

Pricing

Our different packages

We take care of the entire process. You just upload them to Meta.

Starter

3 net-new statics every morning

$2,700/month

$30 per ad · 90 ads/mo

  • 90 high-performing static ads / month
  • Unlimited revisions
  • Full creative strategy
  • Competitor & trend research
  • Meta-optimized formats (4:5 + 9:16)
  • Full ownership
  • Dedicated Slack support
  • Daily Slack delivery by 9am
  • Andromeda Entity ID diversity mapping
  • Creative QA before every handoff

Only 3 spots left this week

Video Add-On

UGC-style video ads alongside statics

From $1,950/month
  • Same competitor + trend research as statics
  • UGC-style scripting, edit, and captioning
  • Hook and angle diversity for Andromeda video
  • Slack delivery + same-day revisions
Lite · 1 video/day $65/video
$1,950/mo
Growth · 3 videos/day $55/video
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$4,950/mo

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FAQs

Frequently asked questions

After onboarding, your first batch lands within 3 business days. Daily Slack delivery starts the following week, by 9am every day.

No. We're deploy-only. We research, design, and deliver to Slack. Your media buyer uploads to Meta. You keep full account control.

No. We handle copy, layout, and design. Send brand assets, active offers, and compliance notes. We take it from research through delivery.

Each ad differs on layout, visual style, messaging angle, and hook structure. Not headline swaps on one template. That is how you feed Meta's diversity requirements.

Request same-day revisions in Slack. We iterate until the batch is ready to deploy. No caps on tweaks within your daily volume.

Every static ships in 4:5 and 9:16, feed and Stories/Reels ready. Video add-ons follow the same Slack workflow.

Yes. Starter is 3/day. Growth is 5/day. Upgrade, downgrade, or pause with notice. No long-term lock-in.

We send a short onboarding form covering brand assets, active offers, compliance notes, what's working in your account, and competitors (plus their pain points and objections). Helpful if you have it, not required. We can research and scrape competitors ourselves when you don't. The more you share, the faster we hit angles that match your market.

Built for DTC brands spending roughly $30K+/mo on Meta who need creative volume without hiring in-house. Not for B2B SaaS or brands expecting account management.

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